$5 wrench attack

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.

Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.

by thehuw November 9, 2022

Alabama Socket Wrench

When a girl is giving an uncircumcised guy head and the tip of her tongue gets caught in his foreskin, forcing her to talk like an inbred hillbilly with no teeth.

I got a weird look when I asked a store clerk for an Alabama Socket Wrench.

by HotPcktz October 16, 2017

swedish monkey wrench

Flicking the bean with your thumb

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench

by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018

Wrencher

A penis that when erect, goes straight up against the persons body as if it has been "wrenched" up.

Ryan has to be careful not to cum on himself due to his wrencher.

by Gioni October 5, 2006

Wetch

To be a know it all asshole. You think you are smarter than everyone else.

I'm so Wetch, I have a PHD.

by GrumpABitch April 6, 2018

Monkey Wrench

Fool, gullible person. See Tool.

Quit being such a monkey wrench, Vellius. Chris knew it was you the whole time, you shippler.

by MJK October 8, 2005

milk wrench

The product of onanism, solitary frotting, mono-genital agitation, crotch wobbling or spewm farming, once deposited into a pint of semi-skimmed milk.

"Argh! Don't drink that, it's a fucking Milk Wrench!"

by Mr WithersSpakeThrust May 27, 2009