dickless wonder

A male who, against all odds, lacks the typical male genatalia. Or, used figuratively, used to describe a male who does not actually lack said genatalia but rather possesses a extremely small set or behaves in a manner that denotes a lack of male genatalia even if such genatalia are in fact present in said male.

"Assface," said Steve.
"Cock Goblin," said Joseph.
"Dickless wonder," countered Steve.

by Yanni DC July 9, 2006

one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.

At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.

by Boxman37 July 20, 2008

One-Hit-Wonder

A band or singer that everyone forgets about after their hit song runs its natural course into obscurity, because they can never get back onto the charts again. Most one-hit-wonders are that way because either they can't write their own songs, or their own songs are crap.

Crossover songs and artists are sometimes mistaken for One-Hit-Wonders, because listeners outside their genre don't know who they are. Anyone unfortunate enough to make this mistake is likely to be taken to task by numerous members of the artist's following, because it takes quite a good artist to pull off a crossover hit.

Your own songs just aren't going to cut it. Go find a hit song that no one else has covered in at least 20 years, so the teen audience will think it's new, and maybe you can be a One-hit-wonder.

Some One-Hit-Wonders:

Dean Friedman
Right Said Fred
Gary Numan
Soft Cell
Sammy Johns
The Reflections
The Electric Prunes
The Elegants
Bobby Dray

by Downstrike December 28, 2005

wondercookie

An British Chocolate Chip cookie who wears a top hat, monicle, gloves, and carries a cane. He lives under the desks of schizophrenic teachers and professors.

You are taking a test and you notice the teacher is talking to himself. What you don't know is that there's actually a wondercookie under his desk.

by Potimer January 11, 2009

Wonder Snax

A California-based TV Dinner -style food manufacturer. Woner Snax went bankrupt in 1987, and is most well remembered for being taken to court by rapper "Kul Bheenz" for their "Cool Bean Dip Frozen Snak-Pak" (for infringing on his name).

"Man, this Wonder Snax Snak-Pak is nasty, it's a wonder they're still in business"

by KulBheenzFan27 April 26, 2009

Wonder Dust

The small bits of toilet paper found on or around a woman's vagina prior to cunninglingus.

Dude, that chick had so much wonder dust on her pussy it looks like she just had a surgical cast removed.

I kept picking wonder dust off my tounge after giving that chick head in the dark.

by WonderDustNutz July 30, 2019

One cheek wonder

U only have one butt cheek

Hey look at one cheek wonder

by Pooplicke August 3, 2016