Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

woof woof julio

When things aren’t the way they should be. Not normal.

The attic has plywood and lighting, take a look. The basement is not normal, take a look. Woof woof Julio

by aabust07 December 29, 2020

Woof Woof Meow

Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.

Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.

"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"

The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.

by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020

woof

The art of miss pronouncing the word wolf by not saying the l

Madeline wants to see a woof at the zoo.

by woof123 October 21, 2009

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

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i am woofing you

by wooferest November 23, 2020

Woofed

To be extremely confused, unintelligent, or to be seen as dumb by many people.

Person 1: Did you here that Cole got a 16% on the last test?
Person 2: Yeah, that kid is so woofed but at least he's nice.

by Tiege17 January 27, 2017