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womble

theatre technician with lazy attitude and dirty mind
what did he do at skl? he was a womble
by nobody cares December 14, 2004
mugGet the womblemug.

rave-womble

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.
Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.
by SFRH III April 7, 2009
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Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.
Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!
by Stella Artois May 30, 2017
mugGet the Cock Womblemug.

Womble Cock

Somebody with a very small and hairy penis
I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!
by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009
mugGet the Womble Cockmug.

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter
"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"
by chismspasm July 8, 2012
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Mong womble

A Person who show how dumb or stupid they are by doing/saying dumb things or a general bellend
This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach

The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
by Iseestupid September 22, 2014
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Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.
“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed
by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020
mugGet the Womble in the bedmug.

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