WOMBAT 

Acronym for Women Over Mates, Beer and Television.

A WOMBAT is a male who spends excessive time with a girlfriend, female friends, or trying to score sex. A WOMBAT is always heterosexual.

See cuntbutler and WOM too.

Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a fucking WOMBAT! Come out for once!

WOMBAT by bucket004 May 25, 2009

Wombat 

A lunch lady who is small in stature and sulks around hunched over similar to a wombat. A female cafeteria employee who ressembles a wombat. A high school food server with puffy hair, T-Rex arms, with a loathesome demenor.

I receieved my BBQ pork rib and mashed potatos from "wombat" today.

Wombat by OHmanTHISisaJAM October 9, 2005

Wombat 

The lamest damn animal of all time. Some praise it as a god while others like myself realize what a piece of shit it is. Its like a fat moving turd of hobo fur.

Your mom is an example of this so called "wombat"

Wombat by That one guy behind you October 27, 2012

wombat 

a filthy disgusting creature native to australia, comonly found in burrows

wombat is a filthy twat

wombat by me January 18, 2004

wombat 

a liar, asshole, cunt...basically wombat can be used as a replacement for any derogatory term in the english language.

"you fucked my sister, stole my drugs, and wrecked my car...you're a fucking wombat!"

wombat by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006

wombat 

Women Over Men, Beer And TV

Holy shit, Joe is such a wombat, he went to a drinking venue so he could drink cosmopolitans with his bitch...what a fag

wombat by mega awesomeness guy March 8, 2009

Wombat 

This is a sexual move. You get a chick, and say "I'm gonna give you a wombat." You get fully naked, get a boner, stand on your head, AND DICK THEIR EAR. (Stick your dick in their ear.
Could also be used joking around like poking someone in the ear with astick would also be a wombat.

I wombatted that crazy shick last night.
DAMN RYAN YOU WOMBATTED ME GOOD WITH THAT PENCIL.

Wombat by pat February 5, 2004