Blood Wizard

A "Blood Wizard" is when you're banging a chick whilst she's on the rag and you use the blood as lubrication. Once your dick is sufficiently wet, you take it out, and flick the blood all over her back/stomach while yelling a spell.

Her- "Oh god yes"

You- "Blood Wizard?"
Her- "What?"
You- "Aaaaand FIREBALL!"

by Pringal Jugar June 26, 2017

wizard medication

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

average wizard

A great site for people that love harry potter, as well as for people who have a little wizard in them.

Average wizard is a great site.

by HPfan12117 November 30, 2009

That's so wizard!

cool;super duper; something unbelievably awesome; inconceivable amazing

Albert That's so wizard! I didn't know it could happen

by damazingdude January 6, 2012

Wizard of Baas

A nickname for a shepherd who is top notch, one of the best in his field.

All of the sheep love and happily follow the Wizard of Baas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Wax Wizard

A messiah of waxing one's ass.

Julie: Rob is definitely the wax wizard! That's the best sex I've ever had!

by csampzbaby April 7, 2009

Freaky Wizard

free-key - wizz-erd
n.
weird black nail and lip coloured greebo mofo, with long dark drench coat - to smooth the strange effect of garms

any name for a retard person that dresses like a bell end

strange emo reject retard

ex 1
p 1) look at that chap dressed in weird clothing

p 2) what the fuck, - dirty Freaky wizard mother fucker

ex2
p 1) what is that person wearing

p 2) that my friend is a Freaky wizard. LOL

aka strangely dressed, weird thoughts, who knows what is passing their freaky mind

by Rob gas June 20, 2009