A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 13, 2011
Somebody who preforms the reverse wingman must initially attempt to wing his friend. But after getting the girl warmed up and mentioning your friend, she has no desire to meet him, and takes interest in you. This is where she invites you back and you complete the move. Note: there should be little intent to get with the girl originally.
Guy1: "Hey buddy, can you wing me with that blonde over there?"
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
Reverse Wingman (RW): "Sure, bro, let me go warm her up and I'll wave you over."
*RW chats with blonde for too long*
Blonde: "So listen, how about we get out of her and you can stay at my place."
RW: "I mean I'm not gonna argue with you, lead the way"
Guy 1: *look of despair*
RW: *Not my fault look*
Guy1: (to himself) Damn what a perfect execution of the Reverse Wingman
by Blumpkin_Pie April 23, 2011
1. one of your bros who goes out drinking with you, gets plastered and then proceeds to crush any chance you have of sustaining a conversation with an attractive stranger for more than, say, 5 minutes.
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
(e.g. "he's scaring me")
2. that same guy about 15 minutes later falling asleep on the bar, forcing you both to leave.
(e.g. "uh... go take your drunk brother home")
by the_afflicted September 20, 2013
by The Devon! November 14, 2009
When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
Bro 2:"Agreed"
Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"
*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*
Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night
No Wingman shall escape my sight
Let those who worship cockblock's plight
Beware my power, Wingman's Might!
Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"
Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
by Hector Gnome June 07, 2007
It's when a guy takes 2 Tylenol PMs, sits on his hand until it goes numb and tries to finish masturbating before he falls asleep.
Ed: What did you do last night?
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
Rick: I attempted the lazy wingman.
Ed: And?
Rick: I didn't make it.
Ed: Bummer, condolence five.
by DidSomeoneSayCake November 22, 2013