University of Windsor

A university where all kids drive Chrysler Cavalier F150 and sunfire's.

Where weed flows like water in river, and the desi jams have nothing but men and bad BO.

Everyone has pizza plus on speed dial, where drug dealers have email for faster delivery.

The leddy library is a social club where people go to study but end up re-grouping for weed session and some more ps3.

More time is spent on weed and ps3, then talking to family, friends, class, and more many mandatory important life items.

The business and Law programs are exceptionally well and compete with Ivey League schools.

Sartaj: Dude, Lets play FIFA and leave the University of Windsor
Vaibhav: dude, after one more joint..
Tushar: Someone roll, please....im sobering up...
Vaibhav: shit, no more blunt wraps

by AmirAli911 January 26, 2009

Windsor'd

To get screwed.

When you're really looking forward to something and it ends up going really wrong.

You just got Windsor'd, son!

by KipOBannon April 15, 2011

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North

Terrible High School situated in West Windsor where students are pansies and need help walking and chewing gum at the same time.

Nothing Beats the Original---South

by Sunshine G. July 18, 2004

Windsor Learning Academy

a school where a fat ass 300 pound lady screams at you 24/7 and shits everywhere.the teachers don’t know how to teach for shit and they smell like pure shit

Windsor Learning Academy sucks pure ass

by suck my crusty toes nigga October 19, 2019

Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)

do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...

by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

East Windsor High School

A small school with less than 500 people. Majority of people smoke way to much marijuana and often claim that they drink a lot. More guys than girls but that's okay because most of the girls are ugly. There isn't one person in that whole school that is trustworthy and every body knows everybody. Too much drama for such a small school. Everybody say batchie but nobody really knows what it means. The school is often call PoPuLaTiOn 500

Johnny: Have you ever heard of East Windsor High School?

Timmy: HA! Yeah...fuck that gay school

by chirpatyaboii November 11, 2010