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wiener

A wiener is a sausage or hot dog. Because its the phallic shape, the word is also slang for penis.

In terms of spelling, wiener is a variant on the spelling of weiner, but both are recognized as correct by Merriam-Webster dictionary. The reason for the two different spellings is that in English the "ei" is pronounces an "e" sound, but in German it is the diphthong "ie" that represents the "e" sound. Thus the spelling wiener is the proper spelling taken from the German language, but the spelling weiner makes more phonetic sense in English.
Mmmm, that was a delicious wiener, so big and plump!

Wow, your wiener is huge. I don't think I could ever fit that whole thing in my mouth.
by e=271828... January 16, 2006
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wiener boop

Touching somebody and going "boop" commonly used in garrys mod
*playing hide and seek in garrys mod*

Player 1: AH HA! I FOUND HIM
Player 2: WIENER BOOP HIM! WIENER BOOP HIM!
*tags him*
Player 1: YEAH WE WIENER BOOPED HIM!
by Wiener booper February 6, 2014
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Cheese Wiener

The ugliest player on a basketball team. Every time this player gets the ball, the opposing team must scream Cheese Wiener
Will - Ok guys #42 is cheese wiener!
*42 gets ball*
Crowd - CHEESE WIENER!!!
by itsRICKYROSS September 8, 2010
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wiener jousting

A game where two males, fully erect, run or walk at each other at a brisk pace, trying to poke the other on the penis tip or nut sack.
Bored on a rainy saturday afternoon, Craig and Philip decided to have a wiener jousting match, where Craig defeated his foe with a mighty joust to Philip's left testicle.
by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009
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wiener dog

the pimpest pet that a person can have. wiener dogs look like hot dogs with legs. they are awesome and will bite your ankles if you are an asshole cow fucker.
dude that wiener dog just bit hillary clintons ankle.
by masta blasta April 4, 2008
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wienerama

When you're at a party and theres a lot of guys with their gooch meat but theres just a couple of women.
Hey dude lets get out of this wienerama, or on second thought, lets stay.
by Cory the Gooch December 20, 2008
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Wiener Wrangler

To possess the power to gather and hold on to the wiener.
Man that VO is sure a Wiener Wrangler when he gets around all those boys.
by Howitzer8 December 2, 2010
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