where's the blow

When you can't find the fucking cocaine.

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.

by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017

Where’s your dad

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.

ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

by M Hamler June 16, 2021

Where's Weedhead

When your weedhead's gone missing.

Alfie: Anyone seen Aidan?
Max: Yeah, where's Weedhead at?

by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018

where the fuck are you

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

Hmm, BYOB, how does that one go again?

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"WHERE, THE FUCK, ARE YOUUUUU!"

by Densester June 14, 2019

Where is that Sean Penn?

The question on everybody’s lips when disaster strikes anywhere in the world.

As the group of folks in downtown L.A. needing COVID testing formed into a larger and larger throng, the desperate and plaintive question arose, “Where is that Sean Penn?”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

Hit the goose where it's loose

1) To hit the nail on the head on an issue of some controversy, awkwardness or tension
2) To butcher one's words when saying something that could be controversial
3) Runny anal sex (like, liquid)

1) Gosh Tom, you really hit the goose where it's loose
2) Gosh Michael, you really hit the goose where it's loose
3) Alex, hit the goose where it's loose baby

by CarlVonClausewitz April 6, 2021

i like where your head's at.

approving of someones thought process.

person A: Let's return these beer cans... and buy more beer!

person B: i like where your head's at.

by tomstate May 22, 2011