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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
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Wheezing

Stupid fuckwit things Americans say when they think something is funny
Shows funny joke” “man I’m wheezing” “shut the fuck up cunt”
by Ryan Gebber October 10, 2021
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Wheeze

by troller12345 June 8, 2020
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Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
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