weenie

a dork, a dweeb. Not necessarily a bad thing.
see mims,mimszinski

don't be such a weenie

by daniul webstir April 29, 2005

weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.

Damn that's a little weenis!

by Jeff April 21, 2004

Weenie

The combination of a nerd and a huge baby. Puts a hault on cool things because theyre scared or worried about something dumb. Whines constantly about everything. Will probably cry when put under pressure.

We could have made it to that dope house show, if Sarah's boyfriend hadn't been such a WEENIE about it.

by N0ia September 6, 2016

weenie

weenies are boys who take girls for granted, can't see how great they are and run away from their problems, they are supa cute but evil small small weeines

girl 1 - oh my he is so cute

girl 2 - oh no that's paul the weenie you cant like him he is a weenie

by Alaskan bull worm 1107 November 19, 2019

weenie

a teenage male who cares more about his bromance than his girlfriend, still uses AIM, and pretends he has a giant weenie even though it is actually not that big

person one: look him, he just ran past his gf to see his best friend!
second person: what a weenie

by MonkeyCheeseGrace March 7, 2011

Weenie

Jordan brown

Jordan brown is a weenie head.

by jordanbrownisaweenie November 8, 2019

Weenie

A term used to describe a male who lacks basic male qualities or who behaves more like a female. This includes wearing tight clothing, wearing pink, lack of physical muscularity, weakness, using words such as omg, is unable to perform basic male tasks such as fixing a car or a sink, or is unable to assemble things. A weenie is also a man who overreacts in times of crisis or who is worthless during a disaster, such as an earhquake, a fire, or a hurricane.

I can't believe Justin can't change his car's oil!" "He is such a weenie.

by thankme April 13, 2011