wayne

A kid who is twelve but still where diapers and shits himself. He has no friends and is about 4ft tall and has glasses. He is asian.

Girl 1: Eww it smells bad over here.
Guy1: I know, its cuz wayne is standing there

by pooface77776677peepoo December 17, 2008

Wayne

in manchester the name wayne means peadophile and he lives next door to me

wayne bond (blocky)haha

by shirley September 19, 2003

Wayne

A short hand term for a man called Wayne Ker which then implies the term Wanker.

Alright Wayne how ya doing today ?

by Necroscope August 20, 2003

Wayne

aka Wayner, Waynemyster
Vince's recently seperated simaese twin and occasional sex parter.

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

wayne

A party foul in which someone purposely shakes and sprays a beer in another person's face.

I just got wayned by my boyfriend, he sprayed his corona all over my face!

by Southparkfreak2 July 7, 2020

Master Wayne

When you see some poor kid fall down while snowboarding and you stop right next to him/her and say:

'Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.'

Do you know why we fall down Master Wayne?

So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

by hiphopapottimus February 8, 2009

Wayne Calandriello

A man of 13 offenses-Sign that he is the spawn of Satan
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.

Remember to kids to spread your butt cheeks for Wayne Calandriello!

by Wayne Calendrillo December 13, 2014