A generic skateboard bought from walmart or any other store for really cheap. Usually breaks or stops working well after a few uses. what a piece of crap.
by spagget March 25, 2009
Get the Walmart Board mug.n. A lie that confesses a made-up flaw, used to protect the listener from a devastating truth. This type of lie is believable to the listener because it makes the liar look bad, but not nearly as bad as the truth would. Based on the TV character, Walter White, from "Breaking Bad".
Ex: I told my family a Walter White Lie when I said I gambled all of our money away. The truth is, I lost it all in a bad meth deal.
Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
Ex: Ken told Jenny a Walter White Lie when he said cheated on her once when he was drunk. He really is a closeted homosexual and was only able to have sex with her if he fantasized about the Village People.
by D. Lusk November 16, 2013
Get the Walter White Lie mug.Related Words
Walmer
• walter
• walker
• waller
• Walmarting
• walter white
• Wilmer
• walmarted
• walkered
• Walmart Wolverine
Children, ages 1 through 11, seen at Wal-Mart after 10:30pm no matter whether it is a weekday school night, holiday night, weekend night, accompanying their parents while shopping. Usually found in packs of 2 to 5 with one or two of the younger stuck drooling in the shopping cart while grabbing at items within their reach. 2 to 3 of the older ones will run amok with the parents in total ignorance of the damage being created. They cross all racial lines. The default clothing is dirty sleepwear or dirty clothing which they wore all day along with always being underdressed for cold weather- lacking coats, gloves, hats. Usually the parents with the children are a mother and aunt or mother and newest boyfriend (usually father to only the youngest child- the others being spread among two or more fathers.) They bend their parent's pathetic willpower to get cheap toys, sugary candy, or sugary drink bottles (ones with the tear off tops) or all three. This might even be their dinner since the family arrived after the in-store McDonald’s closed. In the case of the toys, the boxes are stripped off before the child’s back into the family mini-van which teaches the children the lesson of "instant gratification".
These children can also be classified as “future workers of Wal-Mart” since their parent’s failure to provide a structured family environment will generate employees who believe that working for Wal-Mart is a life goal and making $10/hour for 10 years is a good career.
These children can also be classified as “future workers of Wal-Mart” since their parent’s failure to provide a structured family environment will generate employees who believe that working for Wal-Mart is a life goal and making $10/hour for 10 years is a good career.
John thought that he would be able to shop quickly by going to Wal-mart at 11:45pm Tuesday night but then found himself at the checkout behind a 300lb Tweety Bird shirt wearing Walmart Creature and her five Walmart Children.
John waited in line while the youngest in the cart gummed on a box of kitchen scouring pads, another girl pulled every product from the lowest display pegs and threw them on the floor, two boys fought using toy swords already ripped from the packages, the oldest girl retreived a gallon of the cheapest favored "drink" from the cooler as the mother yelled to the children's aunt in the cigarette checkout line to "Get me a carton of Basic's and a couple of packs of Marlboros for him to have when he gets home!"
John sighed and thought to himself "Our country is doomed." as he waited for the trainwreck of a family to check out.
John waited in line while the youngest in the cart gummed on a box of kitchen scouring pads, another girl pulled every product from the lowest display pegs and threw them on the floor, two boys fought using toy swords already ripped from the packages, the oldest girl retreived a gallon of the cheapest favored "drink" from the cooler as the mother yelled to the children's aunt in the cigarette checkout line to "Get me a carton of Basic's and a couple of packs of Marlboros for him to have when he gets home!"
John sighed and thought to himself "Our country is doomed." as he waited for the trainwreck of a family to check out.
by econobiker October 28, 2009
Get the Walmart Children mug.The greatest journalist to ever live. He broke the news of President John F. Kennedy's assassination and death. He exposed the American people to the reality of the war in Vietnam. He also was a staunch supporter of NASA and the exploration of space. Men like Walter Cronkite are the standard of what a journalist should be.
The following is a famous quote from Walter Cronkite after John F. Kennedy's funeral on November 25th, 1963.
"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
"It is said that the human mind has a greater capacity for remembering the pleasant than the unpleasant. But today was a day that will live in memory and in grief. Only history can write the importance of this day: Were these dark days the harbingers of even blacker ones to come, or like the black before the dawn shall they lead to some still as yet indiscernible sunrise of understanding among men, that violent words, no matter what their origin or motivation, can lead only to violent deeds? This is the larger question that will be answered, in part, in the manner that a shaken civilization seeks the answers to the immediate question: Who, and most importantly what, was Lee Harvey Oswald? The world’s doubts must be put to rest. Tonight there will be few Americans who will go to bed without carrying with them the sense that somehow they have failed. If in the search of our conscience we find a new dedication to the American concepts that brook no political, sectional, religious or racial divisions, then maybe it may yet be possible to say that John Fitzgerald Kennedy did not die in vain. That’s the way it is, Monday, November 25, 1963. This is Walter Cronkite, good night."
by Nascarking24 October 2, 2013
Get the Walter Cronkite mug.A term used to tell someone that their pants are of poor quality; can be used to end any argument by uttering "Yeah, yeah, you got Walmart pants."
Guy 1: "You so stooped! I big and strong and I kill you!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, yeah, whatever you got Walmart pants."
Guy 1: <insert futile attempts at a comeback>
Guy 2: "Yeah, yeah, whatever you got Walmart pants."
Guy 1: <insert futile attempts at a comeback>
by SupahNinja November 8, 2014
Get the walmart pants mug.When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.
If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.
by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015
Get the Walder Frey Abortion mug.by MaddyandDove December 18, 2017
Get the Madeline Walker mug.