Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.
I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.
by radius314 April 5, 2020
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When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.
Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise
by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006
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It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!
by <EMP>TiNy March 22, 2008
Get the Watersnake and Hammer mug.Diarrhea thats a little more runny than normal buttmud. Often the result of being sick or drinking to much without eating.
""That nigga had some serious watershit last night, no chunks at all shit was slicin up his assmeat."
by Datnigga June 11, 2006
Get the watershit mug.An informal greeting toward fellow group members, specifically those in Team Juan. A variation of wagwan.
by Angus2.0 July 22, 2019
Get the Waggers mug.1. Slang term for a pencil moustache.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
1. The John Waters is a risky moustache, while it can be regarded as debonair it can just as easily exude a sleazy or villainous look.
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
by TheUrbanSamuelJohnson May 28, 2010
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