Woof

refers to a girl who is extremely hot

Bro you see that girl.... woof

by Mattyice2121 February 8, 2017

woof hoof

A massive veiny erection that can be seen through a mans sweat pants when not wearing underwear.

I saw a man with a woof hoof walking out of the gym the other day.

by Tittyslapper69 May 2, 2017

Woof

Said in response to something incredibly 'manly' or testosterone-fueled.

A form of acknowledgment in response to a 'manly' act

Man A: Bru, I just benched 120kg
Man B: Woof!

"I just ate an entire turkey and washed it down with seven pints without vomming...Woof!"

by Jakewithabigsnake April 24, 2007

woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

by Lawman October 17, 2003

Woof!

word used to imitate a dog bark

"Lemme hear ya say, Woof mothafucka.. Woof mothafucka.. bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay"

by snoopid September 14, 2004

Optimus-Woof

Used to describe your dog when he is barking at another dog Decepticon and trying to act tough.

Dog - "Bark! Bark!"
Owner - "Hey, my dog is Optimus-Woof!"

by connorsimpson May 24, 2017

woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.

Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!

by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019