helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.

Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC

by Helen G. November 7, 2003

panty waster

An extremely hot gay guy.

Neil Patrick haris is a panty waster because girls think he's hot, but they have no chance, therefore there pantys are wasted.

by Lucianwade November 10, 2013

rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.

Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.

by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015

Wasper ass

A small ass, with the sphincter so tightly clenched it resembles the stinger of a wasp.

It takes all I have some days not to kick her wasper ass!

by Clerk@340 December 28, 2016

mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

megan wasserman

short, angry, redhead

oh no, megan wasserman is coming. watch out

by Hi howdy Hi Hey Hi November 24, 2019

Wassermann Paradox

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.

"I'm going to need a mop and bucket, I may have suffered from the Wassermann Paradox."

by MasterOnion December 13, 2009