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Vulcan Clap

(aka the Vulcan High Five) The act of inserting the index and middle fingers in the pussy and the ring and pinky fingers in the ass. Inserting the second hand the same way and proceeding to clap or high five yourself.
Joe: How did it go with Jenny ?
Tom: It was the best, I gave her the Vulcan Clap.
by Vulcan++ June 28, 2018
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Volconvo

A combination of the words volcano and conversation meant to imply heated discussion.

Alternative spelling Volcansation
CHRIS -- at the party last night Jeff and Julia were having a Volconvo.
SHELLEY -- Did it turn ugly?
CHRIS -- No cooler heads prevailed
SHELLEY -- That's good to hear
by Niet October 7, 2005
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vulcan scissoring

Two people connect their Vulcan hand sign (See hand signal for Live long and prosper) side ways between the V that the hand makes. This type of hand shake is not for the awkward of heart.

Yet once initiated a profound friendship will ensue .

The Vulcan handshake is to not be mistaken for the Vulcan Kiss. Depending on the usage Vulcan scissoring has varying degrees of perversion or none at all.
Danielle saw that Jay was signalling the Live long and prosper sign with his hand on the dance floor. Danielle wanted to one up Jay, so she made the same hand signal as well then inserted her sign into Jay's Vulcan sign. The Vulcan signs interlocked and thus was born VULCAN SCISSORING!
by Dee heavy November 1, 2013
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Vigorous Vulcan

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
by Khann!! October 24, 2011
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Vulcan

The world's largest cast iron statue, at 56 feet (17 meters) tall, is the statue of Vulcan in Birmingham, Alabama, USA. Depicting the Roman god of fire and forge, Vulcan was built in 1904 as a symbol of the iron industry which grew Birmingham into Alabama's largest city.

A viewing platform on top of the statue's pedestal has an amazing view of the city. The neighboring suburb also has a spectacular view... the statue's uncovered posterior. Bemused Homewood residents have nicknamed their view the "Moon over Homewood."
Let's go parking at Vulcan - the view is great!
by Pam Avantnos February 7, 2008
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vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.
Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.
by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009
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Vulcan

An alien race in Star Trek. Vulcans look like humans with pointy ears and more pointy or long eyebrows. Vulcans live up to 200 years before dying. if you've ever watched Star Trek Enterprise or Star Trek The Next Generation, you'd probably notice that Vulcans show no emotion, when really they show emotion in other ways.
Vulcans look like tall elves.
by Chowderz June 8, 2011
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