Someone who is so bad at driving that they want a car that is perceived overly safe. They drive slowly in the fast lane, they cut into traffic causing other drivers to swerve and brake violently to avoid a collision.
A particularly vile incarnation are those young urban failures that cruise along reading the paper, playing with the radio or yakking incessantly on their cell phones.
Oblivious Volvo drivers often wave cheerily at the frustrated honks of others as they park, change lanes or slam on brakes for no apparent reason.
The connotation that if it's a Volvo, it's gonna get in your way and negatively impact your safety is so strong that the company is actively working to dispel the stigma associated with their cars.
A particularly vile incarnation are those young urban failures that cruise along reading the paper, playing with the radio or yakking incessantly on their cell phones.
Oblivious Volvo drivers often wave cheerily at the frustrated honks of others as they park, change lanes or slam on brakes for no apparent reason.
The connotation that if it's a Volvo, it's gonna get in your way and negatively impact your safety is so strong that the company is actively working to dispel the stigma associated with their cars.
Bruno caused a three car wreck as he pulled out into fast moving traffic and drove down the middle of the road at 20 mph. What a volvo driver!
by Scott M. February 12, 2005
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by J September 28, 2004
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Cars usually driven by librarians, yuppies, old people, exc. This is because everyone else hasn't figured out how cool they are yet.
by 5th Column May 12, 2003
Get the Volvo mug.A safe and reliable Swedish automobile that is commonly associated with College Professors, mothers with multiple children in sporting activities at different schools, and any resident of Vermont. Also known as a "brick" or "Swedish school bus". Most Volvos are station wagons with nearly a dozen air bags and headlights that never turn off. Newer models are now turbocharged to nearly an inch of their life, breaking any stereotype associated thus far.
by Mattikus October 9, 2005
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SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.
SLANG: Volvo is code for Vulva (Pussy lips) to mean either the lips specifically, or simply the female crotch area generally.
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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new vovlos are soggy cardboard boxes, only ever driven by gays. Destroy on sight.
Alos probably the only car that has a driver that ignorant they will run you over
new vovlos are soggy cardboard boxes, only ever driven by gays. Destroy on sight.
Alos probably the only car that has a driver that ignorant they will run you over
by -hugin- May 22, 2005
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Sorry for not using my indicators, I'm driving a Volvo. It's difficult to remember I'm not asleep on my couch.
by lolvolvo January 29, 2014
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