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Vaestro

A type of female with a strong control on her life, as well as the ability to sway the deceisions of the male species. Whilst also having the letter 'V' in her first name.
My boss, Vanessa, is a HOT Vaestro.
by Snowman on Tilt January 1, 2009
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Vest Friends

Friends that dress up in vests to social gatherings and events that one would not wear a vest to.
"Why are you guys wearing vests at a (football game, roller rink, game of paintball, etc.)?"

(Together) "Were vest friends."
by Prodigiousartist September 28, 2011
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vesternizer

Typically used by parents/elders (mainly immigrants) who are trying to make fun of modern western culture. They attempt to say "western" (or western-ized) but it comes out as vesternizer.
Parent: Look at that stupid vesternizer complaining once again.
by swagalag July 18, 2017
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Menno-vest

Fashion:

A vest worn by the notorious 'Menno' from Capelle a/d Ijssel, Holland. A genuine Menno-vest should be worn more than 5 subsequent parties, and there has to be picture proof. The only known color is black.

Combined with a dress shirt with a blockprint, you are sure to be the shining light of every party.
Go to www.pp2g.com Members: 'menno-vest' to see pictures of a genuine menno-vest.
by Mennoo April 14, 2007
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safety vest

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.
safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.
by chastityismylife August 31, 2021
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Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.
Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.
by HummusLover May 31, 2011
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vestalesque

When someone publicly announces their interest in something incredibly obscure as a way to earn "geek cred"; dressing up for Halloween in a costume from something unknown for the sole purpose of being asked what you're dressed as.
"He dressed up as 9-Jack-9 for Halloween, but everyone thought he was doing a minstrel show. It was so vestalesque!"
"On a vestalesque impulse, she decided to start building lego versions of science-fiction ships from Space 1999."
by Boyardee March 13, 2009
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