Vienna Anaconda

When a guy is proven to have a small dick after bragging about having an oversized one

Dude's definitely a Vienna anaconda... Claimed its a grower not a shower.

by EhmJay69 November 23, 2019

Vienna Moment

A Vienna Moment is a synonym for Bruh

A: „I fucked your mum“
B: „Such a Vienna moment“

by AntonHorvath September 15, 2021

Vienna Sausage Water

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”

by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021

Vienna

Chewing tobacco (preferably Copenhagen) or a nicotine based gum that is laced with uncut cocaine and/or an opioid painkiller. Usually taken as 80/20 but is most effective at 70/30 (parts by volume, not weight)
If using both coke and painkillers, an even split will do, 80/10/10 or 70/15/15, adjust the ratios to your liking but NEVER use less than 65 parts for your base portion

Person one: you ready for this exam?
Person two: almost, I only just started chewing on my Vienna
Or
Person one: are you ok? You look like shit
Person two: I'll be alright, my medication hasn't been working so I've gone back to the Vienna,

by TheTroubadour October 13, 2023

vienna

my mutual

whos ur mutual
ur mom haha jk its vienna hah

by nikisstars November 21, 2021

A call with a friend in Vienna

A plan in advance to snort smelling salts.

"Where's Avery?"

"Oh, she has a call with a friend in Vienna."
"Again?"

by Darmani April 10, 2020

Vienna

Vienna is a stupid bitch so doesn’t know how to do anything. She’s clumsy and just the dumbest bimbo I’ve ever met, and everyone would agree with me. She might be pretty but she’s definitely the wurst..

“Oh is that Vienna? Yeah that is look at her and how fucking lost she is.”

by Burnbooky2k January 7, 2025