vern

Malvern basically

where you from?
I'm from vern crodie

by smokedawgschain November 2, 2020

Vern

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

by Shamgod309 May 13, 2016

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.

Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.

by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023

vern dew

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

by Edensgrace July 24, 2019

Vern

Sexy ass mother fucker

You see that girl Vern? Yeah she fineeee

by vernn June 16, 2022

So Vern

The compliment to top all compliments, When someone is so beer, so frat, so sendy, and so nelk it is considered “Vern”.

“Bro did you seriously just toss in an upper decky lip pillow while Pullin bitties at Tiffs??? That’s so Vern bro”

by getmesomekeys October 17, 2022

Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.

WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!

by Vern2bean January 24, 2022