Montemor-o-Velho

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

by Amayanoir May 4, 2009

velocicunt

A velocicunt is a mix of a bitch, cunt, and fugly slut that is moving quickly through its prey and takes a snap at everything and everyone. It's kinda like Kirstie Alley at a buffet. Not pretty.

Cousin to the Cuntosaurus.

Those fat chicks dont stand a chance against a velocicunt like Kay.

by supadupdip March 26, 2010

veli

The sexiest girl alive, she's really sweet and...damn smart andd..and....and...sexy - Veli > all

Veli is my bitch :P

by stenly_sl March 1, 2009

veliko tyrnovo

Old Bulgarian capital. Beautyful city in the midle of the country.

simaka johny koceto pero roko prilepa veliko tyrnovo

by Ivan St October 11, 2007

Vellios

A suave Greek man with a penis the size of a bull Moose. His intelligence is unmatched and his charm can cause even the angriest of Kodiak Bears to submit. His sperm is considered a delicacy in Southeast Asia.

OMFGWTFBBQ I WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH THAT VELLIOS!

by Captain Hung June 16, 2010

Velibor

1) A funny guy in school
2) A smart guy from school
3) Your best friend
4) A good artist

1) Your such a Velibor

by File me January 27, 2005

VeLisa

Funny, too nice, smiley and outgoing. People constantly ask her if she's drunk. Fitness is her thing but not as important as coffee. Very creative/artistic. Really bad at telling jokes.

That girl VeLisa has got to be drunk. She told so many bad jokes in her fitness class. Maybe she's just high on coffee. Did you see all of those empty Starbucks cups on the floor at her feet ?

by VeLiscious December 21, 2016