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Vagenesis is the mechanism by which the universe was created. All life was born of the Cosmic Vagina, the great and noble goddess and all of the beings on Earth made in its image are made better and regenerated with little Vag. The entrance to the womb and all things born come from the womb represented by Vagenesis.
Example, "Daddy, how did I come to exist?

Reply, "It was the great Vagenesis. The most exotic and intoxicating lure of all mankind. With our help, it brings forth life!”

Another method of its use is to replace golly or gee whiz or darn it! - “Oh, Vegenesis!"
Vagenesis by lljames March 31, 2015
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Vagenius 

One who is comfortable with their sexuality as well as their partners. Vagenius is not gender specific nor is it dependant upon ones sexual orientation. A Vagenius knows how to please their partner and how to please themselves.
"That guys is a Vagenius, he gets all the ladies" "My girlfriend makes me feel amazing, she is a Vagenius"
Vagenius by Vagenius Mike April 13, 2004
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the reproductive anatomy of a "hipster" not enough male nor female to be either. affording the possessor the latitude to fit into whatever classification suited to the trend of the day.
when i see a keurig in an office, i feel an urge to kick a hipster in his vagenis
vagenis by wgzn May 13, 2014

Vagania/Vagenious

Vagania/Vagenious is a person of enormous sexual vagenious ( sexual genious ).
Wow that guy/girl is such a vagania/vagenious !
Damn that guy/girl showed such vagenious in sex ed today !

vageiner 

a vagina and a weiner put together
you have a vageiner haha
vageiner by candy November 5, 2003

Vagenius 

A Person who is skillful in the art of helping a women achieve orgasm. Typically a "Vagenius" will be able to aide a woman in squirting regardless of her previous experience.
"Pineda is such a Vagenius! I heard he got his girl to squirt like three times when she never had before."
Vagenius by MIM P. January 26, 2012
A camping device used by women enabling them to urinate like men.
Brenda can write her name in the snow with her brand new Vagenis!
vagenis by Reyn August 13, 2005