Vagenesis

Vagenesis is the mechanism by which the universe was created. All life was born of the Cosmic Vagina, the great and noble goddess and all of the beings on Earth made in its image are made better and regenerated with little Vag. The entrance to the womb and all things born come from the womb represented by Vagenesis.

Example, "Daddy, how did I come to exist?

Reply, "It was the great Vagenesis. The most exotic and intoxicating lure of all mankind. With our help, it brings forth life!”

Another method of its use is to replace golly or gee whiz or darn it! - “Oh, Vegenesis!"

by lljames March 31, 2015

Vagentist

A Vagina Dentist.

"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."

by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

vagenis

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vaginosis

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

vageenis

A female with half a vagina and half a penis

That girl has the biggest vaggenis i ever did see

by lardicus May 16, 2004

Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

by A Dog November 16, 2007

vagentsia

Intelligent powerful women who combine their sex appeal and intelligence

Mata Hari, a seductive top-notch spy was an archetype of the vagentsia as are the courtesans of old such as Madame de Pompadour

by Dictionary Alfredo September 28, 2008