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Vagenesis is the mechanism by which the universe was created. All life was born of the Cosmic Vagina, the great and noble goddess and all of the beings on Earth made in its image are made better and regenerated with little Vag. The entrance to the womb and all things born come from the womb represented by Vagenesis.
Example, "Daddy, how did I come to exist?

Reply, "It was the great Vagenesis. The most exotic and intoxicating lure of all mankind. With our help, it brings forth life!”

Another method of its use is to replace golly or gee whiz or darn it! - “Oh, Vegenesis!"
Vagenesis by lljames March 31, 2015
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"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."
Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.
When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vageenis 

A female with half a vagina and half a penis
That girl has the biggest vaggenis i ever did see
vageenis by lardicus May 16, 2004

Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

vagentsia 

Intelligent powerful women who combine their sex appeal and intelligence
Mata Hari, a seductive top-notch spy was an archetype of the vagentsia as are the courtesans of old such as Madame de Pompadour
vagentsia by Dictionary Alfredo September 28, 2008