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h1b visa

A legal device created by the State Department to replace American software people with temporary workers from other countries (usually Indians). American software companies love workers with H1B visas because they will come here to work for dirt wages in sweat-shop conditions.
A manufacturer of barcode readers up in Everett, WA shit-canned 150 American programmers, replacing them with 150 Indians here on H1B visas -- the scum
by Bloodystocking December 29, 2007
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thai visa forum

A mouthpiece for the Thai government. Anything that is slightly critical of Thailand gets removed. Accounts are banned for the slightest reasons. Basically the entire forums population are just moderators now.
Have you been on the thai visa forum recently? No, I forgot to capitalize the kings name in a post and they banned me.
by Mark Clover November 30, 2020
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run a visa

The term "Run a visa" is used when you are purchasing drugs without cash. To be paid back at a later date.
Hey fam! I don't get paid till Friday. Let me run a visa until then.
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H-1B Visa

A temporary visa issued to a foreign worker to legally work in the United States, usually high-tech jobs. The visas are often abused by unscrupulous corporations to replace more expensive American workers. They usually justify this by creating artificial job shortages. An H-1B visa holder will almost always work for much less and is usually less qualified, and does not mind being sodomized by their corporate overlords. Usually they will continue to stay and hold the job long after the visa has expired.
Microsoft often issues H-1B visas.
by Prodadad November 10, 2009
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Ghetto Visa

1. A goverment funded card that is givin to low income people monthly, that can be used to purchase food or necessities with your tax dollars. Commenly called food stamps or cash assistance.
2. A plastc card that is used at local convience stores to buy candy and soda.
3. A complete waste of your tax money.
Today is the first of the month run down to the store with the Ghetto Visa and pick yourself up A 6 pack and some candy for the kids.
by wasteofspace July 18, 2009
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Allah Visa Swipe

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.
The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.
by Leg End May 7, 2008
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accepts visa

1. When one engages and/or admires lesbian interaction.

2. When one accepts lesbian activities into society.

*formal*:
to accept visa
Neha accepts visa and mastercard.

The girls are so stoked because Canada accepts visa .
by Wanita Banks September 5, 2008
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