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Value 18

The value 18 is the rate out of 10 a girl will have based on her beauty at the age of 18.
This girl is gonna be real hot... Her value 18 is really high.
by Fresten June 14, 2017
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Value of "x"

Sheer torture where you stop understanding math because it got mixed up with letters.
They told us to find the value of "x" in math class,I officially gave up on ever graduating at that moment.
by #itsAndrea January 31, 2019
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Value Add

Term frequently used by the Schwartz family tree, predominately those with XY chromosomes, to describe people/objects/actions that have a positive impact on society.
Erik why do you like EDM music? No musical talent there, not a value add!!!
by Rebel03 February 19, 2019
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Value Meal

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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Value s musket loader

Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.

Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.

Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.

You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.

Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
by Rev Modé February 2, 2022
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Value town

The act of pursuing a deal or event for the benefit of your bank account (in a jewish)
I just got my McDonalds order for half the price, that’s value town baby”
by ValueJew June 21, 2022
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value baller

Value Baller: A person who constantly searches for great bargains to extract maximum value for money.
Value Balling: The act of finding great "value balls"
Value Ball: The deals they find are also known as a "value ball", which of course are very valuable.
Me: Got 3 Big Macs and a small fries for $2.50. VALUE BALLING!
Friend: What a value BALL! You're really living that Value BALLER life.
by qbperson July 7, 2022
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