D.A.V.E. system

A no-fail way to get a girl (plus a great story).

Acronym for:

Dabble in friendship
Approach cautiously
Value time together
Extend story-telling

Friends at the hockey game:

Dave: Hey, check out that girl there.
SF and JBK: Wow, she's cute. You gonna go for it?
Dave: Of course. The D.A.V.E. system never fails.

Later in evening:

Dave: Guys, you have 45 free minutes? I have a great story!!!
SF and JBK: No, not again.

by system creator May 2, 2011

D.M.V

D.M.V is basicly D.C,Maryland and Virginia but together

Person 1:Yeah Son Im from the D.M.V

D.M.V is the home of the realest people, Party Corner, one of the hardest part of u.s.a

by Aquafina2047 June 8, 2009

D.A.V.Y.

Dumb Ass Version of Yourself

When you're drunk, you become a D.A.V.Y.

by mdub783 July 19, 2014

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

What is this

E.A.M.Q.E.A.D.M.V.E.E.M.D.M.A.C.E.C.N.L.H

by anonymous June 15, 2021

V.L.P.D.

Stands for Very Long Penis Disorder, a serious condition that afflicts human males. This condition has no known cure.

"Did you hear? David got diagnosed with V.L.P.D."
"I feel sorry for him"

by SexySmexy12 October 13, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

D.A.V.

(Abbreviation) Deep Anal Visit

Mabel was on the receiving end of a D.A.V. by visitors from the planet Uranus. They left behind various flora and fauna, causing her great discomfort.

by Ned March 26, 2003