size her up

to see if a guys shlong will fit in you

id size her up at times to see if id fit in her

by seggsywh0re ;p July 18, 2021

Up hers

Up hers. As in she is up her own ass. She thinks she's better than everyone else.

Are you sure she's okay she said that to you? Yes, up hers!

by norahdavex May 25, 2020

shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated

"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."

by glasspumpkin January 23, 2024

chuck one up her

To (prospectively) have penetrative sex with a female.

Possibly of Australian origin, this jocular euphemism for sexual intercourse is typically used by men discussing the attractiveness of a specific (but non-present) woman.

The phrase may be a derivation of the derogatory joke "She's so loose, it was like chucking a chipolata up the high street" in which the male speaker not only slanders the large size of the female subject's vagina, but also disparages the size of his own penis.

"That Helen Mirren's hot for a mature lady."
"Damn right mate, I'd chuck one up her!"

by Cat Dander August 29, 2017

Spicing Her Up

When you get done eating spicy food such as Buffalo wings or flaming hot Cheetos and you get hot sauce on your fingers; you immediately start fingering your girlfriend two in the pink and one in the stink, which will spice up sex.

Speaker 1: Man dude, I really started spicing her up during sex last night!

Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I fingered her two holes with hot sauce on my fingies.
Speaker 2: Cringes at the thought.

by StinkyPinky69 June 21, 2021