big boobs, area that is nice and safe in contrast to the grime and filth located downtown where a number of unknown diseases flourish
howard: i ain't ever eat pussy in my life but i wouldn't mind going downtown on that broad, she classy
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions
desmond: real talk...she got some nice uptown real estate too, look like million dollar mansions
by bobbycuzin September 3, 2007
Get the uptown real estatemug. A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
Get the Uptown Motors Carmug. When, in the final momemts of giving a blowjob, the girl pulls back, SPILLING THE MARTINI that was balanced on top of her head, mixing martini and bukkake.
by Darkcobra May 1, 2009
Get the Uptown Girl Facialmug. After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"
by prettykittykat March 6, 2010
Get the uptown fridaymug. when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019
Get the Uptown pot piemug. When a Man Lets his Girlfriend Put a Dildo In His Ass As She Proceeds to Reach Around and Give Him a Hand Job At the Same Time.
by eidocmik July 23, 2009
Get the UpTown Reach Aroundmug. a really great up and coming band. featuring michael on guitars, and on awesome, tarzan on guitar/bass and trumpet, with an occasional dance, turtle on guitar, and crazy-long orangutang arms, hardcore harry on lead guitar, and satan voice, then maybe some other cats on some other musical type things. their based in tampa florida, and their music can only be described as experimental uraguayin(from uraguay) techno, with some raggae, latin pop, and death metal roots. But basically their pure awesome, so you should check them out.
by long dong silvers February 18, 2004
Get the sloppy d and the uptown 3mug.