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Newcastle upon Tyne

Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.

Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.

A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.

As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
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by Frank Todd Malone July 10, 2009
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once upon a time

a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.
A: Ay cuz, didnt you go with Shante?

B: Once upon a time, ni**a

A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?

B: Hillcrest

A: She go to Bethel High School?

B: Yeah

A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?

B: Naw she aint been arrested

A: tisk tisk
by M. Du May 15, 2005
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Peace be upon him

A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.
Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!

Johnny: What a cocksmoker!

Peter: I know.

Johnny: Peace be upon him.
by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009
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Once Upon a Time Boo

1. Someone who at one point of your life you liked/loved and/or was very special to you (i.e. boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, someone you dated with potential) who now is nonexistent or acts brand new.
1. "Boo, now don't you go off to Vegas with your boys for a weekend and come back acting like a once upon a time boo!"
by Green Tea Mochi April 11, 2011
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Once upon a meatball sub

Used when some idiot is trying to be funny. It started when 2 morons were playing a game in which they say a word, then the other would say a different word, and make a sentence.
Ryan: Once
Tucker: Upon
Ryan: A
Tucker: Meatball
Ryan: Sub
by Tookar April 13, 2005
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stuck upon

To do it with a person following recommendations or good ratings from persons with whom the person have done it previously.

A portmanteau - blend - of STUMBLE UPON , the Firefox browser extension and FUCK.
I stuck upon Kim yesterday.I would have never thought of doing it with her but all the guys at my gym rated her 8/10.Sure she is a four stars inn.
by bemarenina March 23, 2011
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sit-upon

a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind
mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
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