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what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb
your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died
by jacob byrd January 11, 2008
mugGet the what cralwed up your ass and diedmug.
Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
mugGet the Something crawled up your ass and died!mug.
Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.
You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!
by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020
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up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
by adrenalectomized August 18, 2008
mugGet the up your ass and in your visceramug.
A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!
by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008
mugGet the Write it down and shove it up your assmug.

sucking tomato juice up your ass

the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...
you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!
by hippiemick March 3, 2010
mugGet the sucking tomato juice up your assmug.

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.
by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017
mugGet the blowing smoke up your assmug.

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