unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024

Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023

Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020

facialy unfortunate

ugly face

that bitch is facialy unfortunate

by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016

unfortunated

this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.

bb17: unfortunated is not a word!

me: yes the fuck it is because i made it up

by Bb17hater February 7, 2025

Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.

"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"

by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008

unfortunate

adjective

unfortunate is a word you would use to describe a bad situation that isn't working out.

eg
olivia: "i can't believe i was friends with alex"
emily: "i know it's so unfortunate"

by Gsisins August 31, 2022