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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.
Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.
by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011
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Unexpected Pregnanslay

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”
by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022
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An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.
The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".
by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011
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