Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.

Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....

by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019

Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

tweaker fag

"Someone who smokes crystal meth and becomes gay"

"Damn i heard when Steve smokes meth he becomes a tweaker fag and sucks off men"

by Akim July 9, 2007

tweater

verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>

I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!

by jimcolv October 11, 2012

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

peeper tweaker

an individual, normally on meth or coke, who insist that there are policemen, ninjas, wizards, or some other type of threat outside the window of their home, resulting in a constant peep through the curtains or blinds of their windown with the best view of the street and drive.

Across the street, I notice that there is an apartment inhabited with peeper tweakers, because i constantly see creepy tweakers peeping through the blinds.

by observantweaker June 20, 2010

Font Tweaker

A person who takes existing fonts and adds little dealios, and embellishments all the while tweaking to rave music.

The Leiah chick is a total font tweaker! Look at her tweaking out those fonts!

by Sunny Flower October 24, 2011