Tugasaurus

The art of tugging on a penis. Some men might name their dick "Tugasaurus".

My dick's name is Tugasaurus.

by Lucky Ass Girl May 27, 2017

tuos

Turn Up On Sight. It can be used like aloha

"Tuos burski "
"Tuos bro"

by Morsmultarum January 11, 2019

Tugston

A forbidden merch no one talks about.

Man I have copped the Tugston merch.

by A3HERNOMY December 1, 2019

Tugs

dis nigga a real one, aint no snitch nun gone pull u niggas apart

Dis Nigga Tugs be lackin

by tugss September 9, 2020

tugs

tugs is the most amazing cat in the world.

lily the good nut: tugs is so cute

lily the bad nut: yes i know that is why i chose him over his brother

by your only friend December 28, 2020

tupose tiddies gang

a gang made by jelly having members the soulmates pau & ana 😋😋 kay and sky 😳😳 diya who does NOT chug soy sauce but is jealous and the maknae 😌😌 , indi and kai who are legends ✨✨ BUT WE LOVE SEOKJIN’S TIDDIES 😍🥰😘💥💗✨🤏🏻

ana: tupose tiddies gang making it international
pau: tupose tiddies gang swag bitch
diya: tupose tiddies world domination
jelly: tupose tiddies gang’s love for jks mommy milkers
kay, kai and indi agreed <3

by pauoff July 2, 2021

tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021