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Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
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touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear
We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.
by coy July 11, 2004
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touching

Touching can be sexuallly or just normally usually as a form of love or close relationship.
Examples can be a parent hugging or patting your shoulders. Or holding hands with your friend or partner. Sexually touching can be defined as light patting or heavy patting where your sex partner will touch you.
by le random November 23, 2013
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Trundling

The act of sticking ones finger or other object up another's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort.
Wow Josh was trundling someone so hard that they sharted and pooped a little.
by Bow N Arrow July 27, 2011
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verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.
"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.
by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.
Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."
by immahlamb September 10, 2011
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