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Trafficstopper

Beautiful woman who can cause car accidents because men are not able to keep their eyes on the road as she goes by.
That supermodel is a trafficstopper.
by glaukos July 26, 2010
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Traffic Cone

A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.

This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.

We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
by TheZippo September 28, 2019
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Trafalgar law

One of the hottest character from the anime One Piece. He ate Op-Op fruit, he’s hot and he has big dick.
Fy: “Trafalgar Law ,“The Surgeon of Death. His bounty is 200 million berries.”
by bshsvajavaha November 25, 2021
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Traffic Lighting

Having three girls on top of each other, and fucking the bottom girl, the middle girl, then the top girl, like the changing lights in a traffic light (green, yellow, red).
Guy 1: did he just come out of the same room those three girls were in?
Guy 2: yeah, he was traffic lighting them. I saw them still lying on top of each other when he left.
by The Finn 6996 August 2, 2009
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traffic jelly

Why would you want to call it jam?
Yo man, watch out. There's a traffic jelly ahead!
by JP001 October 26, 2011
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Human trafficking

by Shani may September 1, 2018
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Trafficway

A word that appears unique to Kansas City, used for some semi-major streets. To the best of my analysis, a trafficway appears to be a road that veers from the actual course of where the straight line street should be, e.g., 63rd Street Trafficway, 7th Street Trafficway. I have seen no other city that has a trafficway, and I think it is a very silly word. A freeway exit sign may abbreviate it as TFWY. How on earth would a visitor from another town (which interstate freeways are designed for) have a clue what that means?
Another example in Kansas City is the Southwest Trafficway, which actually lets people park in the right traffic lane during non-rush hour periods. Unbelievable! It was built in about 1948, and the 3 lanes each direction are not wide enough for modern day 3 lanes. Currently with a 35 mph speed limit, I propose reducing the lanes to 2 lanes (and maybe a bike lane), and raising the speed limit to 40 or 45. Same with Ward Parkway.
by andy1 September 25, 2010
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