Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.

Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.

by The Real Chas February 20, 2023

Topless Driving

Driving in a convertible with the top down and a woman in the passenger seat topless.

We when topless driving today pulling up to trucks so they can see my girls big tits.

by RainforestFor3 October 29, 2023

Topless Ema Skye

The best thing ever created since the Molars image, I'm currently gooning to it right now, I'm stroking my peantis right now.

Guy 1: Yo! Did you hear that Kale Bennett drew another drawing of Topless Ema Skye?!
Guy 2: I'm straight up jorking it rn.

by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025

Topless Ema Skye

Originates from Ace Attorney Circlejerk, which has the character Ema Skye drawn topless for comedic effect in Kale Bennett's ''Drawings too good for the main sub'' arc.

Person 1: Omg did you see the day 62 drawing?! Topless Ema Skye was so hot!
Person 2: I'm literally jorking it.

by Bobby Fulbright February 10, 2025

Acute Toplessoma

:(Tahp-lis)

Medical condition of lack of, or in absence of, oral insertion of penis

“ This is one of the meanest, baddest conditions of Acute Toplessoma we’ve seen here “

by Topped Brent February 6, 2021

Greasy topless

The act of masturbating furiously, then rubbing the resulting ejaculate into your chest.

Richard had a tough day so had a greasy topless to centre himself

by Wilson wiener November 17, 2021

When is topless day

On the 5th of June

When is topless day?

On the 5th of June

by Killer. 0 March 15, 2022