An act in which one quickly hops on the soonest available flight to Africa, goes to the nearest village, and then pours an entire water bottle into one’s anus and proceeds to fart repeatedly while shouting at the top of their lungs “I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA”.
“Dude, me and my wife really wanted to vacation so we decided to do The Toto” John said.
“Wow man. That sounds amazing.” Replied his friend.
“Wow man. That sounds amazing.” Replied his friend.
by B1gD1ckMcgee April 16, 2021

by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024

That time in the spring, just after the snow melts, when you realize that the only way to get the stacks of uncovered dog poo to go away is to till them into the soil--towit: a toto-tiller is used. It's fertilizer right, RIGHT?
Wow that uncovered shiz pile by the garden was so immense that we ended up toto-tilling the whole thing. Lol mudseason in Vermont!
by VTFun March 14, 2022

by Enjoyitmf11 December 10, 2024

Beh beh beh beh deh beh beeeeh
Beh beh beh beh deh beh beeeeh
Nanananana AFRICA
Nanana naaaaaa na
Preformed by Toto
Beh beh beh beh deh beh beeeeh
Nanananana AFRICA
Nanana naaaaaa na
Preformed by Toto
by Tposeroyale May 11, 2020

When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.
1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!
by Tethys Wrenslayer January 30, 2023
