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Fail To Be Tough Girl

An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.
Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?
by I say stuff February 3, 2021
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Internet Tough Guy

Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:

- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.

Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:

"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."

"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
by You Can't Kill the Metal August 7, 2006
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tougher than a $2 steak

old school way of describing the neighborhood badass, or any badass mother fucker, for that matter.
Hollis: yo man! Omar don't back down from no one.

Antoine: Dude, he's tougher than a $2 steak!
by theboo28 April 25, 2011
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Torgo

Shaky servant of the Master. Has giant knees and perverted antics. Character from "Manos, The Hands of Fate", voted to be the absolute WORST MOVIE EVER on imdb.com
I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.
by Cyrus May 8, 2003
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Torgover

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover
"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"
by Chesticles May 16, 2012
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Trougher

a person who uses public coffers for personal, political, or monetary gain
The trougher most often denotes a pig who gorges themselves at the expense of citizen taxpayers, at the public "trough" usu by advertising or parroting misleading policy.
Troughers are alos people who support government policy blindly and without regard to accuracy or truthfulness.
Generally any person who gorges themselves like a pig feeding at a the trough.
by trougherinc November 28, 2012
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Tonka Tough

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
by phailmoar February 16, 2009
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