Texas Top Hat 

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

Texas Top Hat by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

Tallahassee top hat by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023

Suprise Alabama Top Hat 

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

Suprise Alabama Top Hat by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

mexican top hat 

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower

yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat

mexican top hat by Alejandro911 December 20, 2010

alaskin top hat 

when u take a ethan solis cut off his head and replace it with a flounder.

That bitch got a alaskin top hat done to them like tony danza

alaskin top hat by edmiaston19 March 1, 2009

Saudi Arabian Top Hat

When your scrotum is so loose, someone can stick their head in it, and wear it like a hat.

"Holy shit! You got some saudi arabian top hats!"

Saudi Arabian Top Hat by Big Angry Hippo February 24, 2005

Mexican Top Hat 

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.

I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.

Mexican Top Hat by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008