Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.

Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.

by catzwong December 13, 2010

Toast

You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.

carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(

by bigcarlwheezercheese69420 November 11, 2021

toast

Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.

toast, grain, food, flour, sliced bread

by pigoons July 06, 2010

Toast

A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

by TheSewageAuthority June 14, 2006

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by TheToastHasAKnife April 24, 2020

Toast

Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.

" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."

by Nice Tits October 26, 2006