taking the option

When you have an obligation to be somewhere, but decide you would rather not and go do something else instead, like go hang out with friends or go home and sleep. This alternate action is almost certainly frowned upon by the coach/authority figure and by those who are truly committed to the activity.

"Going to football today?"
"No man. I'm taking the option and going to dairy Queen instead. Wanna come?"

"No one is here today? What the hell?"
"Everyone took the option instead."
"Well that's lame."

by Sliver92 January 10, 2010

Taking it out on Twitter

When people decide to use Twitter to express any anxiety, disgust, or over powering emotions in a series of spaced out Tweets.

John: "Hey did you see Stephanie's tweets yesterday about how bad her mother pissed her off?"
Sally: "Ya! She was definitely taking it out on Twitter."

by IDidTalktotheJonasBrothers May 12, 2011

Taking you to Rotherham

A euphemism for sordid sexual activity.

If I wasn't such a gent I would be taking you to Rotherham right now.

by barbiegirl12345 November 30, 2011

Taking a Teke

Spending one hour in the bathroom at work taking a shit and watching pro. On your phone...

Thomas is taking a teke,

meanwhile, everybody else is busting their fucking asses...

by Schaeffdaddy May 16, 2017

toking on a number

Smoking marijuana, toking on a joint

I was taking a trip out to L.A
Tooling along in my Chevrolet
Toking on a number and digging on the radio

by Erasableninja June 6, 2018

Taking a Grumpy

A fun way of saying you gotta poo.

Hey old gregg! Im taking a grumpy!

by Khlidy May 24, 2019

taking tea with the parson

1. Unspecified, certainly deviant sex act usually performed in Brentford

2. Having tea with a member of the clergy, esp. a Protestant one

1. Hugo and Jane found themselves along for 5 minutes, so decided to indulge in taking tea with the parson

2. The women's institute meeting moved on from cake sales to taking tea with the parson

by kylet June 27, 2006