TJ

TJ is an annoying, crazy person that you don't want to meet

Person 1: Are you going to the dan-
TJ: Bloop blop why ar you gay?

by Blop bloop November 06, 2020

TJ

Amazing & Unique are just two words that barely come close to how a TJ's personality is.
He is both a lover & a fighter.
Very athletic and attractive person.
He has a heart of gold & knows how to love.
He can make you smile before he even knows you need one & he will change the way you look at life with jsut one of his glances.

Wow, hes bad-ass... he has to be a tj
Yes, im in love... his name is tj
AYO tj pass me that ball!

by cantbuymelove October 09, 2011

tj

a total jew who always bums cigarettes............demons

that dude at the party was a tj for sure

by bringer of pie and doom....... March 05, 2010

TJ

Turkey Jizz, comes from the movie "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"

Hey man, you got a little TJ on your lip.

by EnglishMaster June 08, 2004

TJ

stands for thumb job. drunk girls jackin off your thumb thinkin its a penis.

put your right thumb in the air. TJ's all around!

by ktparsnips May 30, 2010

TJ

tj a.k.a. Twat Juice

Damn I want to get some tj from that bird.

by Bob Cob April 20, 2005

TJ!

Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.

Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*

by Tyler Ardizzle April 05, 2007