Theftie

: a photo taken with your device's front-facing camera that catches a phone thief in the act

: a thief's selfie

To catch a phone thief, take a theftie.

I'm gonna make so much money by selling this bloke’s phone on the black market, but first … let me take a theftie!

by shielda May 28, 2014

myspace thief

someone who copies or steals things from another's myspace page

Tina is such a myspace thief. she totally copied that picture from my page and put it on hers

by ucciferri1 January 10, 2008

Grand Theft Agoraphobia

When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.

Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."

by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010

usb thief

A person who you once trusted untill you mistakenly lend a usb stick. only to then find out that they are a notorious and cunning thief

Usb thief someone who steels usb sticks.Dunk: Hi rose how are you could i get my usb back please.
Rose: hi dunk im sorry i have no idea what usb you are reffering to (sinister laugh)

by Giggledman August 7, 2015

Taco Bell Theft Duty

A Fictional Videogame That has yet to be invented, but has a killer storyline! TacoMan is the main character, who lives in a shit apartment and wears a taco costume for Taco-Bell. When World War 3 starts, TacoMan takes action. With Bombings on our west coast, TacoMan meets his rival enemy, BurritoBoy, who wants all the credit for taking down Macinov, the leading terror ing in the recent attacks on the country. Between fighting good and evil, you free-roam up to 5 cities and big towns discovering new missions and new weapons to use to take down your enemies. Any purchase of this game comes with a $10 coupon to Taco Bell and $5 off of either the latest Call of duty or GTA title.

Person 1: hey what game are you playing?

Person 2: Taco Bell Theft Duty, it's as good as GTA and Call of duty Combined with explosive Taco Bell foods and in dept love stories of TacoMan!

by That Nardz Guy August 30, 2013

Bike Thief

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

conversation thief

The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.

Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.

Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."

Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."

by Thomas Harman February 28, 2009