'Doing a Riff' is when one person claims to be madly in love with another person and enjoys telling everyone about it, any time. Then a few days later they have dumped them and are 'so in love' with someone else.
Person1: I love Jen so much! She's so amaaazzzzinnng. I just really, really love her.
***3 days later***
Person2: Hi! How are things between you and Jen?
Person1: Huh? Oh I dumped her. I'm in love with Angelina now. I love her SO much.
Person2: You're doing a Riff again!
***3 days later***
Person2: Hi! How are things between you and Jen?
Person1: Huh? Oh I dumped her. I'm in love with Angelina now. I love her SO much.
Person2: You're doing a Riff again!
by reallygoodname April 18, 2006

by jrmajor2 December 20, 2018

by RouseMeNot May 6, 2020

"Faithful Handyman"
Enjoys walks around the castle, harassing creations with fire, The Time Warp, and incest
Enjoys walks around the castle, harassing creations with fire, The Time Warp, and incest
Janet: You killed them!
Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
by Mistress Columbia July 21, 2003

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"
"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"
"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"
by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

The all-time best rapper with a known set of complex skills including shoting BBs through cheerios from 50 yards away, tip toe wing in Jordan shoes, and being a man. Also known for his aquaberry shark grill.
by trumpeteer007 January 12, 2015

by scaramanga March 29, 2005
