The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
Get the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch mug.an overtly homosexual slang phrase used by Monroe county renown singer/songwriters who think they far above the measuring stick of conventional society. (see Jonah Carden)
Jonah Carden: Man I think it's time for me to go flop the wad with Timmy and Stripes.
Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.
Random person: Uh yeah whatever Jonah, sounds like it sucks as bad as Southern Lame.
by Ron Parker January 19, 2008
Get the flop the wad mug.The harsh thud of a massive penis when flopped down onto another person’s face. Enough force to leave bruises. Everything’s bigger in Texas.
Rachel looked up in time to see Trey’s long schlong coming towards her face. This was her first time experiencing The Texas Flop.
by Dapone September 30, 2019
Get the The Texas Flop mug.Legend has It that Devon "Poopy Do" Josephs brethren forced him to jump off a high platform at the pool. Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph was scared but he made the plunge, he landed on his buttocks. His swimming trunks went so far up his anus that they had to go to a medical professional to get it removed. "They" called it "The Wedgie Flop"
"When I was eight, my brothers dared me to jump off the high-dive platform at the pool. I was scared, but I jumped. I wasn't gonna let them call me chicken. I landed on my butt. Sounds better than a belly flop, right? Wrong. My trunks went so far up my butt, I had to go to the hospital and get them removed. They invented a new word for what I did. The wedgie flop. I've been afraid of water ever since."
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
-Devon "Poopy Do" Joseph, Talking About His Fear of Water
by vuller September 11, 2024
Get the The Wedgie Flop mug.The Flip Flop Flipperswitch is when you take a pair of Flip flops from a girl (or boy) who was previously wearing them, insert them analy and ass fuck yourself with them until you can cum all over them. You then give them to an unsuspecting person, switching the Flip flops you just had in your ass and covered in cum, and taking their Flip flops and repeating the steps until satisfied.
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