chunk the deuce

To literally shit vomit. It really hurts.

I felt so bad from last night that I chunked the hugest deuce.

That girl was so busted it made me chunk the deuce in her face.

J-rod became infatuated with scat porn that he had his boyfriend chunk the deuce in his nose for months after the surgery.

by Room 402 September 10, 2006

throw the deuce

to take a shit

I always seem to throw the deuce after lunch.

by AMVC May 14, 2009

Chuck the Deuce

To throw your feces at another person and/or an object.

Did you see that monkey chuck the deuce?!

by Schlank April 29, 2012

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010

on the deuce

simply means on the low

DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT

by The_Abbot December 12, 2010

What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021