Don't have all the cups in the cupboard

1-not to have all the facts
2-being a bit crazy
3-a phrase used to buy some time using the nonsense effect on the receiver's end
4-to be ready

-Police!!! What are you doing ?
-Easy easy ... you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-she doesn't have all the cups in the cupboard..she's nuts.
-You people...ye have not all the cups in the cupboard !

-I saw you kissing that woman
-Honey you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-OK..do we have all the cups in the cupboard?

by Crawler75 June 05, 2009

eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".

My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?

by Edgecs September 06, 2017

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.

There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

by Professor Tripp January 29, 2016

Cupboard Rat

A Cupboard rat is a rat that seemingly lives under your sink, and will hop out to snag any scrap that falls on the floor. you can buys the cupboard rat and cupboard rat XT at your local wal-mart for $500.

Me: Throws a pizza scrap on the floor...

Cupboard Rat: Hops out and snags the scrap quickly bringing it back to its cave and devouring it.

by BootsTheKitten November 30, 2010

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024